SIGNAL DETECTED...CONNECTING

CONTACT CONFIRMED

PRINT TRANSMISSION

"START WAKE UP PROCEDURE"

TRANSMISSION TERMINATED REMOTELY

INITIALIZE WAKE UP ROUTINE

SEARCHING FOR FALLEN ANGEL... DONE

WAKING UP THE DRAGON... DONE

ALLOCATING MINIONS TO TEDIOUS TASKS... DONE

INSERTING BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF LOOT... PROCESSING...